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Minnesota Temperature Conversions

60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Minnesota sunbathe.
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> 50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> People in Minnesota plant gardens.
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> 40° F: Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Minnesota drive with the car windows down.
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> 32° F: Distilled water freezes.
> The water in Detroit Lakes starts getting cooler.
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> 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.
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> 15° F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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> 0° F: All the people in Miami die . . .
> Minnesotans close the windows.
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> 10° below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico.
> Girl Scouts in Minnesota sell cookies door to door.
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> 25° below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates.
> People in Minnesota rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
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> 40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.
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> 100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Some Minnesotans get frustrated when they can't start their SUV's.
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> 460° below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops.
> People in Minnesota start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
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> 500° below zero: Hell freezes over. Vikings win Super Bowl.


 

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I've seen that before....Sounds about right
 

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So you think they might win a Super Bowl when hell freezes over? I gave up hope in `98
 

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Stranger things have happened...
 
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