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Just watched one of those adverts about the starving children,
and it really made me think.
Is there nothing I wont masterbate to?
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My wife caught me in a strip club last night.
She said, "What the Fuck are you doing in here?"
I said, "Shut up, I'm not paying you to talk"
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I was arrested for child porn charges and the Judge said,
"How does 10-12 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
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I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed
that my waitress had a black eye.
I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food,
since she obviously had trouble listening.
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I don't like jokes about us Jews.
They often show misinterpretations of the Jewish people and culture.
But even I enjoy a good laugh.
So I have a joke about the holocaust, if anyone wants to buy it.
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Isn't it ironic?
Fish are now eating raw Japanese
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I don't believe in Jesus and the Bible. If a Jew could turn water in to wine,
then there is no way a money making machine like that would have been crucified.
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Statistically speaking... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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How can you tell if someone is black without seeing his face?
By looking at his criminal record.
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A girl on a bus said she would suck me off for $5. When she finished, she wiped her mouth and lit a cigarette. I thought, "What is the world coming to?
I mean, who sells cigarettes to a 12-year-old girl ??
 
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