Paddy's walking down the street when he spies his friend Tim walking towards him. Tim's limping with a split lip, busted arm and two black eyes, not to mention a broken nose and several missing teeth. My God man, Paddy exclaims, what happened to ya? Oh it was that Michael O'Toole Tim says, like to beat me senseless. Michael O'Toole, Paddy says, he's just a little guy. He must a had something in his hand. Oh yeah, Tim says, a shovel it was and he gave me a terrible licken' with it. Paddy says, didn't you have anything in your hand? Oh yas, Tim replies, Mrs O'Toole's tit.... a thing of beauty, but not much good in a fight.